this is still my favorite tweet of all time

“we only spoke once: outside of his apartment,
i was twenty three and wore big earrings and
said words like “presumptuous” because i
thought that’s what all lawyers were supposed
to say, and you were lovely, your eyes the color
of sea grass with copper and raw honey, your
hands held a cigarette and i watched your mouth
open and close with every exhale, you were
leaving to Brazil or Madrid for another one of
your photography trips, i asked if you knew you
always wanted to take pictures of blue birds
and white mountains and you laughed and
asked if i always was so direct and so fucking
beautiful underneath the burning moon, i was
appalled and told you that the moon wasn’t
on fire, it had no reason to burn, and you told me
that your palms were on fire when you accidentally
touched my thigh at the dinner table, and you had
no reason to be burning, but fucking hell, i set you
on fire”

i know you think of me on nights like this  (via irynka)


Jim just set the husband bar so high


I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta needs a man but can’t really get one 



New life goal right here.

Oh sweet baby Jesus.


I was talking with my friend at our workplace and he was putting lotion on his lips because they were chapped, and I told him to rub it in a little more because it looked like he had been “doing something,” and he just gave me this knowing smile and said “eating a bar of soap”



wow he really hates school

This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level

“It’s time to be yourself again.”

william chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)